Sit back and Observe

storyofthislife:

I get road rage walking behind people.

(Source: brightindie, via silentmania)

teenagerposts:

you and me both

(via hotboyproblems)

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

(Source: fartgallery, via silentmania)

(Source: frikiskrew, via owlmylove)

best-shower-thoughts:

those “this message will self-destruct” type messages found in shows like inspector gadget and mission impossible were the original Snapchat (source)

exxos-von-steamboldt:

todaysbird:

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

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I love how this bird’s expression is so, “Excuse me, just what the fuck are you doing?”

(via silentmania)

ruby-white-rabbit:

gottasleepgottastudy:

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

(via itsagifnotagif)

themintycupcake:

God I haaaaaaate that we’re in this fucking shutdown because Trump is allowed to just not sign a spending bill. I think this is the problem with having one guy in charge of getting the final say even if the House and the Senate unanimously agree on it. This system just doesn’t work when the office of the President is fucked.

(via silentmania)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via hotboyproblems)

tina-belcher:

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

(Source: burgertv, via humorrelated)